Reuters 1/6 1/4 The first time I wore a blazer, I had my first wardrobe malfunction, and it was a disaster.
The day after my first dress, I walked into a room full of other women and was like, “What are you doing?”
No, it’s not because I’m in love with this dress or whatever.
It was because I was in a room with other women.
2/6 I had a wardrobe malfunction in high school when I wore jeans.
It wasn’t a mistake.
I went back to wearing jeans and went to the dressing room and my dad told me, “I’m sorry, but this is a mistake.”
I had to go back and re-do the whole thing, and I still had a bunch of them.
3/6 The day I started getting in trouble with the law for wearing pants outside, my mother called me from work and said, “Are you wearing pants?”
And I was like “No, I’m wearing pants.”
And my mom was like,”Oh, well, now we have to take care of this.”
4/6 At the start of this year, I got my first speeding ticket and I had the cop go to my house and put me in a cruiser, and he put me into handcuffs and then put me under arrest for the first time.
So I was actually put into a car.
The cop was really rude, but he didn’t do anything to me.
And then he drove me to the precinct and I got a ticket and then a little bit later he put a stop sign on my road.
So he made a mistake, and now I have to pay for the mistake.
5/6 My first time at a fancy dinner, I went to a fancy restaurant and I sat at a table with other people and I was wearing the same clothes I was at the bar, which was really, really expensive.
So this waiter came and sat down next to me and said,”You want something?”
And he was like”No, no, no.”
So I had no idea what I wanted, and then he gave me something and he handed it to me like it was my last meal, which it was.
So that’s what I call a wardrobe malfuntion.
6/6 In my 20s, I wore the same dress for three years.
It didn’t look good on me, and for the next few years I would wear the same outfit every day.
I would go to the mall and wear the exact same outfit and then at night, I would leave the house and I would get dressed and go to sleep.
That was the first dress I bought for my 20-year-old self.
So there was a lot of trouble there.
1/5 I’ve never been in a situation where I’ve thought I’m getting my butt kicked and I’ve had to say to myself, “Wow, that was fun.
I got to wear the clothes I wanted to wear.”
The dress that I was dressed in at the wedding was actually my second dress and it actually turned out to be pretty pretty comfortable, but I didn’t wear it very often because it was in my closet and I didn